FROM AN OLD BAILEY TRIAL……..
COUNSEL . Q : When you were sitting outside Kerry’s mother’s house , what were you thinking about ?
WITNESS “W” . A : Thinking about ?
Q : Yes.
A : Kerry
Q : Fondly ?
A : Pardon ?
Q : Fondly.
A : Are you taking the piss ?
Q : No , I am not. Mr. W***** , I am asking you a question and I expect the courtesy of an answer.
A : What do you mean , fondling ?
Q : Fondly.
A : Exactly . Elaborate on it . What do you mean ?
Q : Affectionately.
A : Playing with myself in the car ?
Q : Mr. W****** , please !!
A : what do you mean , fondling ?
Q : I am sorry ,…..FOND-LY !!
A : I thought you said fondling mate.
Q : There we are.
( MUCH LAUGHTER AND THE JUDGE EVEN BREAKS OUT INTO A SMILE )
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